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🕊️⛔ Manifesto of Hatred Towards Pigeons

1. Territorial Invasion:

Every square meter of our cities is contaminated with remnants of their presence. They know no boundaries and feel no shame, their audacity knows no limits.

2. Health Hazard:

Pigeons are carriers of diseases and pollute our environment. They transform statues and historical landmarks into their personal toilets, distorting our cultural heritage.

3. Food and Behavior:

They shamelessly steal food right from the hands of our children and from cafe tables, causing chaos and destruction.

4. Demands:

• We demand immediate action from the city council to control the population of these birds.
• The installation of pigeon feeders should be restricted, and the arrangement of special feeding areas should be regulated.

5. Call to Action:

We call on all residents to unite in our protest against pigeons. Do not feed their audacity, do not feed them in public places. Let them return to where they came from and free our city from their tyranny.

6. Final Warning:

This is our land, our homes, and we will not allow these winged thieves to ruin our lives. Pigeons, your time has passed!